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The little hinge that holds contains the three external ports on my laptop has snapped off. How can I replace this? Update: This is the hinge I am talking about: http://s1.guide-images.ifixit.com/igi/Bv…
Well apparently I am blind, iFixit has a guide for this. MacBook Air Models A1237 and A1304 Port Hatch Assembly Replacement